I began to suspect that I too had something to do with Putin

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In the wake of Ukraine’s insane and incomprehensible invasion, nations, organizations, institutions and individuals have begun to distance themselves from Putin and Russia.

Relations have been severed, contacts have been severed, contracts have been broken, gas pipelines have been cut off, things and promises have been withdrawn. How many people have direct or indirect contact with Putin / Russia will strike one.

How could Putin have had so many relationships? How was he able to buy it? Who has the strength to build so many bonds? This is really impressive. Especially when you consider that there are bands at different levels.

The whole of Germany’s energy policy comes from one band, and the Torrebriat in Britain is another. Giant bands. The football organization UEFA has strong ties with Gazprom, a state-owned gas company. The England football club is financially dependent on Russia through an agency affiliated with Everton Putin. The Judo Federation has an honorary member of Putin, so there is a band.

My colleague Kay told me that an e-sports organization you may not have heard of has now left Putin. So did Putin get in touch with the organizing committee at CS: GO? What the hell is that? Then why the hell?

French actor Gérard Depardieu has now condemned the Russian invasion. If that’s why he went public, he’s in touch with Putin too! Imagine building relationships with Germany’s entire energy policy, while at the same time gaining the strength to build relationships with a French actress that no one cares about.

One begins to wonder how many more people are associated with Putin. It looks like someone or something!

Boulognerskogen A park bench? Probably.

Sponsored by Kyrkkaffet Gazprom in Täby Parish? Like it.

Tarek Taylor? Can’t think of anything else considering all the cooperation he has.

The probability of a small collaboration with Putin being intrusive is basically zero.

Some solid quiche recipe may have come with money from Putin.

My teacher Eric Rosen eats kefir every morning and I know it’s like a red flag because kefir is green. You start to wonder.

I began to suspect that I too had something to do with Putin. Because Putin is doing and building right and left relations, you are more likely to have it than you do not have. I do not know what I want to achieve with this, but I was very confused because he has so many incredible and diverse bands.

Say what you want about Putin, but he has the strength. I do not know how to solve the crisis and no one else knows. The only consensus is that it would be better if someone shot Putin. Because he will not back down.

This takes me to Mia Gulpa of my week. About a year ago, my nine-year-old daughter suddenly and without full warning entered the Kremlin invisibly, ambushed Putin and offered to shoot him in the back of the head. To this suggestion, I replied: no.

I said, she didn’t get it, and then her mother filled in that it would be better to go down the street and protest and bring down the tyrants. I now want to apologize to the whole world for stopping an act that prevented so much suffering.

Sorry.